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Babygirl - Movie Review

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Babygirl - Movie Review Critics Score - 9 of 10 General Audience Score - 7 of 10 I’ve never seen any of the Fifty Shades Of Grey films, not that I’m opposed to them, it’s mainly because I’ve heard they’re not high caliber films, objectively speakimg. However, if you generally enjoy films like Sanctuary and Fair Play from last year, that sexual tension combined with mind games and power dynamics, you’ll probably be down with the latest A24 release. On Christmas Day, Babygirl drops into theatres, and will probably eventually become known as the sexiest Christmas movie of all time. Not that there’s much Christmas stuff in the film, it just takes place around that time of year so we simply see decorated trees and snow outside. But Babygirl, from writer and director Halina Reijn, gives us an erotic thriller with unbelievable chemistry from the two amazing leads, Nicole Kidman and Harris Dickinson. Think of this as Fifty Shades, only this is a quality film with much better acting. Again, I’m...

Nosferatu - Movie Review

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Nosferatu - Movie Review Critics Score - 9 of 10 General Audience Score - 8 of 10 There are some directors whose names alone make cinephiles and movie critics ears perk up. From the man behind the films The Witch, The Lighthouse and most recently The Northman, Robert Eggers is one of the directors thats name being attached to a project immediately calls attention to it. When word first dropped that Eggers was helming a vampire film, expectations went through the roof because those two things seemed like a match made in Heaven. Or maybe more like Hell. Nosferatu, the newest Eggers film from Focus Features, drops into theatres on Christmas Day as a bit of anti-programming, for those looking for something a bit different than the standard happy holiday fare. As per the usual, Eggers has this world crafted to near perfection, it’s tonally dark and moody, it’s as nightmarish as they come. But its crafts are just the beginning. Besides being incredibly stylish and immersive, the story is wel...

Anora - Movie Review

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Anora - Movie Review Critics Score - 8 of 10 General Audience Score - 8 of 10 Somehow, for the last five years running, Neon studios has managed to get the top prize of the Palme D’Or at the prestigious Cannes Film Festival in France. Last year Anatomy Of A Fall won, the year before was Triange Of Sadness, in 2021 it was Titane. There was no festival in 2020 due to Covid 19 and the year prior Parasite took the top prize. A hot streak to be sure, but earlier this year Anora grabbed the award, the new film from Sean Baker, the filmmaker who previously directed Red Rocket and The Florida Project. If you’ve seen Red Rocket, you know that Baker isn’t modest when it comes to sex in his films. Without spoiling Anora, the film dives headlong into sex work and candidly depicts sex acts and mature themes associated with sexual exchanges for money. While this may stifle some viewers interest in the film, especially audiences with kids and those with a more stringent view of how sex acts are depic...

Heretic - Movie Review

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Heretic - Movie Review Critics Score - 9 of 10 General Audience Score - 8 of 10 When it comes to modern “elevated” horror, any cinephile will tell you the genre is pretty much synonymous with A24, the studio known for smaller arthouse films. The studio gives up most of the old school slasher and blood flowing gore fests in favor of slower, unsettling, sometimes scratching your head brand of scary, as you try and figure out what exactly the film is trying to say. Well, the new A24 horror film to drop in theaters is Heretic, starring Hugh Grant, who utterly nails this creepy and unsettling performance. The former romcom headliner has taken the route of smaller character roles and slides right into this new film as a man of . . faith . . who has mysteriously requested more info from the local Mormon church. Two young women are dispatched to provide this curious soul with information on our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Full disclosure, formerly being a person of faith and affiliated with ...

Conclave - Movie Review

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Conclave - Movie Review Critics Score - 8 of 10 General Audience Score - 8 of 10 If you were raised Catholic, you’re probably more familiar with the papacy and the process of selecting a new Pope anytime the existing Pope passes away. For those of us that weren’t raised Catholic, that whole process is somewhat of a mystery unless you have a particular interest in studying different religions and things like that. The new movie Conclave from Focus Features stars Ralph Fiennes and is directed by Edward Berger, the same man who directed the incredible remake of the WW1 film, All Quiet On The Western Front. All Quiet got numerous Oscar nominations, his new movie Conclave will almost certainly get a Best Picture nomination along with some other technical notices. I say that simply as a general reference to the films quality. Conclave refers to the lockdown mode the Vatican essentially goes into where all the windows and doors are shut, none of the voting members go out until a new Pope is s...

The Outrun - Movie Review

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The Outrun - Movie Review Critics Score - 8 of 10 General Audience Score - 7 of 10 I’ve never been much of a drinker, in fact I’ve only been intoxicated once in my entire life. Me and my friend Joel each did eighteen shots of Captain Morgan and other various flavored rums and vodkas until the inevitable occurred. My friend had the fortune of making it to the restroom that night, myself, I spent the following day cleaning vomit off of my couch and living room carpet. As much fun as that experience was, I’ve never drank like that again. The new film The Outrun explores the character Rona, played by the incredible Saoirse Ronan, who continues to prove her merit as one of the best young actresses working today. Based on the experiences of the writer/director Nora Fingscheidt, who was pulled headfirst into alcoholism, we observe its effects on the character Rona as she pushes through her struggles, periods of sobriety, relapses and the aftermath. The film is as haunting in its portrayal of ...

Blitz - Movie Review

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Blitz - Movie Review Critics Score - 6 of 10 General Audience Score - 7 of 10 Steve McQueen, the director, not the actor, is the mind responsible for many great films including 12 Years A Slave, Shame, Widows and the criminally under seen Small Axe anthology series. Besides having directed a Best Picture winner and numerous critically acclaimed pieces of filmmaking, McQueen has triumphed black filmmaking, perspectives and culturally diverse pieces for decades now, any new project he helms immediately comes on the radar of cinephiles and critics. His latest film that he has written and directed is Blitz, coming to us from Apple films, which hits theatres Nov. 1st and streaming on Apple TV Nov. 22nd. It tells us the story of a young boy who tries to find his way back to his London home during “the blitz”. This was the name given to the period of about 8 months during 1940-1941 where Germany was continuously bombing Great Britain during the early stages of World War 2. Some of the aspects...

The Wild Robot - Movie Review

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The Wild Robot - Movie Review Critics Score - 8 of 10 General Audience Score - 8 of 10 Kids Score - 8 of 10 It’s been over a decade and a half since Disney/Pixar taught us that robots can be more than just diabolical, cold unfeeling machines that are primarily concerned with usurping human rule and taking over the planet. Yes, I know there’s another animated Robots movie from Fox (which is actually quite good) that came out years before the adorable Wall-E ever came on screen. But now we have The Wild Robot from Dreamworks Animation which joins the ranks of the animated pieces of metal that somehow feel just as human as our own flesh and blood. This is the story of Roz, a female robot voiced by Lupita Nyong’o, who finds herself stranded on an island full of animals. As she studies their noises and what they mean, eventually she learns to communicate with them and subsequently takes on the task of raising a young duckling with the help of a fox. This film is about as sweet and sentiment...

The Substance - Movie Review

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The Substance - Movie Review Critics Score - 9 of 10 General Audience Score - 8 of 10 Every year at the Cannes Film Festival in France, filmmakers, critics and movie lovers from across the globe gather to revel in the art form that is cinema, the motion picture. At the conclusion they give out awards, somewhat similar to the Oscars. This year one of the films that was nominated for the festival’s top prize of Palme d’Or and won the Best Screenplay award was the new film The Substance, from writer/director Coralie Fargeat. From the same mind that brought us Revenge (2017), her new film is just hitting theatres and delves deep into the same vein of body horror as, say, the French film Titane from Julia Docournau a few years ago. Now if you thought that film was sexy, twisted, disturbing, and probably perverse, Fargeat essentially told Docournau, “Hold my beer.” Nothing that I say or explain about this movie can really prepare you adequately for what you will behold when you enter the the...

Alien Romulus - Movie Review

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Alien Romulus - Movie Review Critics Score - 8 of 10 General Audience Score - 9 of 10 This summer has been chock full of films from already established IP’s. Despicable Me 4, Inside Out 2, Twisters, Deadpool and the list goes on and on. Some of these films were serviceable and provided some entertainment value in their own right. Others were an absolute slog to get through with very few of them being creatively executed. Furiosa probably being the one solid exception. Well we finally got an interesting prequel-sequel, depending on which aspect of the franchise you approach it from, with the new Alien Romulus film. It utilizes many of the elements from the franchise in new and inventive ways that was not only tension inducing but also felt very fresh and original. Where most of these other summer films seemed very copy and paste in their approach to telling their story, Romulus seemed more interested in reinventing itself, even with the overall narrative being not too dissimilar from th...